Overheard

Wyeth is a total trip.

"Mom! I hear the pee knocking on my penis! I need to go potty!"

"I'll move over on the couch mommy so you have more room. Your bottom is much bigger than my bottom." Thanks buddy, thanks

"When you grow up, mom, do you want to be a worker who fixes the train tracks? That way, I can see you. I am going to be driving the train! The pwoblem (that 'r' sound still gets him) is that you will need to wear a special suit so you don't get pinched. And a helmet. Ok? Do ya wanna do that Mom?"