Overheard

Four year olds are ridiculously funny.

"Mom! I need a haircut! My hair is stopping me from like...thinking!"

They also are incredibly sweet.

"Thank you sissy for saving my heart."

They also still aren't independently potty trained.

"Mom! Get out of the shower! I need to go pee! I need you!! I need you to wiggle my penis!"

Oh, Wyeth, you are something else.